she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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