hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sober January is a disaster.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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