are you still at the devil's house?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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