ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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