Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I love you. Go after that dick
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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