South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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