I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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