I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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