well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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