Don't you send me to vm
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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