Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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