Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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