Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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