talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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