That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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