Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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