she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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