It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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