I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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