he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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