Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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