I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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