ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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