you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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