So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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