5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
