You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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