did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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