Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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