OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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