Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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