That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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