Me. At least after what I've been through.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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