Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
