Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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