This girl is more easily done than said...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
my liver is dry heaving
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize