the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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