Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
