What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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