remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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