I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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