these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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