i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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