If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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