Porn is love you can see.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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