You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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