his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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