the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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