Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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