Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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