scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
