So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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