stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
