if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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