She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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