the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I am naked and annoyed.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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